She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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