is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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