why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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