Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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