ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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