I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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