'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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