I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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