apparently the secret to your success is patron
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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