I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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