If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize