now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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