awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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