peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I had to cum in my sink.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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