Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We just shotgunned beers for America
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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