He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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