I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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