The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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