After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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