I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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