my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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