I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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