Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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