Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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