Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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