You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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