Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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