Your face is a jimmy john
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My vagina is very pro this idea
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