i permit you to call me
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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