Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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