Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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