ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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