You work out of a Hotel?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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