all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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