great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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