that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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