How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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