I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Randomize
