as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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