My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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