Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You have to summon your inner elephant
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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