She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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