Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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