Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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