Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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