i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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