with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I touched a dick in church today
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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