She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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