whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
