Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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