You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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