you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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