FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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