Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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