Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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